Stolen from Anya because I have no life and a massive ego.

1: Do you have a crush at the moment?

2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
I thought I was at the time.

3: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in?
5 years.

4: Have you ever changed for someone?
No, fuck that.

5: How is your relationship with your ex?
Which one?

6: Have you ever been cheated on?

7: Have you ever cheated?
Once, and I still hate myself for it.

8: Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating?

9: What’s the most important part of a relationship?
That “something”. You can have similar interests, a physical attraction, blah blah blah, but if you don’t mesh, it’s not gonna last.

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
I would LIKE a serious relationship, but serious relationships don’t seem to like me. I am happy with me right now.

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”?
Never tried it.

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
A true lady never kisses and tells. ;D

13: What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
Expecting too much.

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
Whenever they’re emotionally and physically mature enough for it. Everyone’s different.

15: Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”?
Yes, with limits.

16: Do you believe in “love at first sight”?
Only lust at first sight.

17: Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet?
Who knows? I’ll find out one of these days, I’m sure.

18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
Sexism, racism, homophobia, or any other kind of bigotry.

19: How do you know it’s time to end a relationship?
When it gives me more stress than happiness.

20: Are you currently in a relationship?

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
Yeah. Maybe not super close, but yeah.

22: Do you think people should date their friends?
Only if they’re willing to face them all the time after the inevitable break up.

23: How many relationships have you had?

24: Do you think love can last forever?
Only certain kinds of love.

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
I believe the ambition behind that love can.

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of?
Honestly? At this point in my life, I might.

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
“Stay the fuck away from _____, _____, and ______.”

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?

29: What do you notice first about another person?
Eyes and their smile. I’m a total sucker for a good smile.

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
Who cares. That’s not important.

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
No. I mean, schizophrenia or psychopathy or something like that, of course. But it would be completely hypocritical of me to turn someone down for something minor.

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
Emotionally abusive, yes.

33: Do you want to get married one day?
Yep! Gonna find me a pretty house husband to do the cooking and cleaning and drive the kids around and have my slippers out and glass of wine poured when I get home from the firm. It’s gonna be awesome.

34: What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?
Never ever ever ever ever.

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
No sex ever? I could still masturbate, right?

36: Are you still a virgin?

37: What’s more important: Looks or personality?
Personality. But looks don’t hurt…

38: Do you enjoy love films?
You mean porn?

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
Yes. Both in fact.

40: Have you ever had a valentine?
Nope. Every year I just blast hate music and cry into my pint of ice cream.

41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”?
There is no such thing as one type of perfect.

42: Have you ever read “Romeo & Juliet”? Yes.

43: What’s more important: Your partner or your friends?
My partner should be considered a friend.

44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”?
Yeah, but it stays inside my head.

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?

46: Have you ever been “friendzoned”?
Nah. I don’t know if I’m sure what that is.

47: Which “famous couple” is your favorite?
Many are my favorite.

48: What’s your favorite love song?
“Piss Off” – The Arrogant Sons of Bitches.

49: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

50: If you’re single, why do you think you are?
I love me and I don’t need someone to screw that up.

51: Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy?
I’ve only ever dated poor douchebags. Either of the options would be a great step up.

52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
No way.

53: Are you jealous of couples when you’re single?
Yeah, sometimes.

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
It’s just for fun, really.

55: Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”?

56: Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship?
Only my own.

57: Do you think it’s silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
Yep. But I could totally see why it would happen.

58: Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship?
Depends on the situation.

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary?

60: What’s your opinion on open relationships?
I just think it kinda defeats the purpose of it being a relationship if you’re still seeing other people.

61: Who’s more important: Your partner or your family?

62: How do you define “cheating”?
Either physical or emotional infidelity.

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
Porn is fun.

64: Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated?

65: Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”?
Cuddling is fucking wonderful!


About WhatElenaDoes

I'm just a conundrum wrapped in an enigma stuffed into your back pocket.
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