1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
I thought I was at the time.
3: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in?
4: Have you ever changed for someone?
No, fuck that.
5: How is your relationship with your ex?
6: Have you ever been cheated on?
7: Have you ever cheated?
Once, and I still hate myself for it.
8: Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating?
9: What’s the most important part of a relationship?
That “something”. You can have similar interests, a physical attraction, blah blah blah, but if you don’t mesh, it’s not gonna last.
10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
I would LIKE a serious relationship, but serious relationships don’t seem to like me. I am happy with me right now.
11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”?
Never tried it.
12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
A true lady never kisses and tells. ;D
13: What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
Expecting too much.
14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
Whenever they’re emotionally and physically mature enough for it. Everyone’s different.
15: Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”?
Yes, with limits.
16: Do you believe in “love at first sight”?
Only lust at first sight.
17: Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet?
Who knows? I’ll find out one of these days, I’m sure.
18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
Sexism, racism, homophobia, or any other kind of bigotry.
19: How do you know it’s time to end a relationship?
When it gives me more stress than happiness.
20: Are you currently in a relationship?
21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
Yeah. Maybe not super close, but yeah.
22: Do you think people should date their friends?
Only if they’re willing to face them all the time after the inevitable break up.
23: How many relationships have you had?
24: Do you think love can last forever?
Only certain kinds of love.
25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
I believe the ambition behind that love can.
26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of?
Honestly? At this point in my life, I might.
27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
“Stay the fuck away from _____, _____, and ______.”
28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
29: What do you notice first about another person?
Eyes and their smile. I’m a total sucker for a good smile.
30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
Who cares. That’s not important.
31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
No. I mean, schizophrenia or psychopathy or something like that, of course. But it would be completely hypocritical of me to turn someone down for something minor.
32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
Emotionally abusive, yes.
33: Do you want to get married one day?
Yep! Gonna find me a pretty house husband to do the cooking and cleaning and drive the kids around and have my slippers out and glass of wine poured when I get home from the firm. It’s gonna be awesome.
34: What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?
Never ever ever ever ever.
35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
No sex ever? I could still masturbate, right?
36: Are you still a virgin?
37: What’s more important: Looks or personality?
Personality. But looks don’t hurt…
38: Do you enjoy love films?
You mean porn?
39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
Yes. Both in fact.
40: Have you ever had a valentine?
Nope. Every year I just blast hate music and cry into my pint of ice cream.
41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”?
There is no such thing as one type of perfect.
42: Have you ever read “Romeo & Juliet”? Yes.
43: What’s more important: Your partner or your friends?
My partner should be considered a friend.
44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”?
Yeah, but it stays inside my head.
45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
46: Have you ever been “friendzoned”?
Nah. I don’t know if I’m sure what that is.
47: Which “famous couple” is your favorite?
Many are my favorite.
48: What’s your favorite love song?
“Piss Off” – The Arrogant Sons of Bitches.
49: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
50: If you’re single, why do you think you are?
I love me and I don’t need someone to screw that up.
51: Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy?
I’ve only ever dated poor douchebags. Either of the options would be a great step up.
52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
53: Are you jealous of couples when you’re single?
54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
It’s just for fun, really.
55: Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”?
56: Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship?
Only my own.
57: Do you think it’s silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
Yep. But I could totally see why it would happen.
58: Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship?
Depends on the situation.
59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary?
60: What’s your opinion on open relationships?
I just think it kinda defeats the purpose of it being a relationship if you’re still seeing other people.
61: Who’s more important: Your partner or your family?
62: How do you define “cheating”?
Either physical or emotional infidelity.
63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
Porn is fun.
64: Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated?
65: Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”?
Cuddling is fucking wonderful!